Tag: humor
member name: Dan (Cowboy Up) V.
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August 12, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
(from email)
SUBJECT: Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house.
She saw her daughter-in . . .
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September 12, 2007 11:22 AM EDT --
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or . . .
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December 30, 2007 01:22 PM EST --
A new word game. I will think of a word, then take the first letter of that word and start a sentence. The next person adds to the sentence by using the next letter of the word . The last word in the . . .
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April 04, 2008 10:34 PM EDT --
Oh, It Was Nothing, Really..
A team of researchers from the University . . .
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June 09, 2007 12:21 AM EDT --
I got this in my email today and thought I'd share it.
Subject: What does love mean??
Touching words from the mouth of babes.
What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question . . .
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June 24, 2007 02:23 PM EDT --
(from email)
Take a close look at the "unique" comouflage used on this helicopter! :)
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July 15, 2007 02:08 PM EDT --
WORDS OF WISDOM
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it ---- .
then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing . . .
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August 15, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring . . .
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August 27, 2007 09:53 AM EDT --
In this game, you stick random things into a vending machine. The next person describes what you received and then places his or her own object in. An example would be:
I insert a free lunch
The . . .
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October 26, 2007 10:07 AM EDT --
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
~ Laurence J. Peter
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March 09, 2008 11:59 PM EDT --
I received this from a lady friend of mine...
A WOMAN'S POEM
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
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March 20, 2008 09:41 PM EDT --
...Or did they misspell it? C);-)
A story from . . .
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March 30, 2008 04:20 PM EDT --
(not to be confused with boots, beer and barbecue) C);-)
The Buffalo Theory
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: . . .
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October 03, 2008 07:56 AM EDT --
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June 16, 2007 09:14 AM EDT --
Manure: In the 16th & 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped . . .
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July 16, 2007 11:26 PM EDT --
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
1. Use the first letter of your first name . . .
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July 22, 2007 02:40 PM EDT --
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and . . .
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July 25, 2007 11:30 PM EDT --
You've probably heard me complain about the cost of gas before! Well, these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap! It just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really . . .
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August 11, 2007 08:32 AM EDT --
Today lets list songs that contain a persons name in the title or lyrics. It can be a woman's name, a man's name, a pets name; you name it! C):-)
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August 13, 2007 07:42 AM EDT --
In this game, you stick random things into a vending machine. The next person describes what you received and then places his or her own object in. An example would be:
I insert a free lunch
The . . .
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