Tag: humor
member name: Dan (Cowboy Up) V.
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July 15, 2007 02:08 PM EDT --
WORDS OF WISDOM
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it ---- .
then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing . . . more
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August 12, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
(from email)
SUBJECT: Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house.
She saw her daughter-in . . . more
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March 30, 2008 04:20 PM EDT --
(not to be confused with boots, beer and barbecue) C);-)
The Buffalo Theory
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: . . . more
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June 09, 2007 12:21 AM EDT --
I got this in my email today and thought I'd share it.
Subject: What does love mean??
Touching words from the mouth of babes.
What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question . . . more
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July 16, 2007 11:26 PM EDT --
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
1. Use the first letter of your first name . . . more
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August 11, 2007 08:32 AM EDT --
Today lets list songs that contain a persons name in the title or lyrics. It can be a woman's name, a man's name, a pets name; you name it! C):-)
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August 27, 2007 09:53 AM EDT --
In this game, you stick random things into a vending machine. The next person describes what you received and then places his or her own object in. An example would be:
I insert a free lunch
The . . . more
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March 20, 2008 09:41 PM EDT --
...Or did they misspell it? C);-)
A story from . . . more
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June 16, 2007 09:14 AM EDT --
Manure: In the 16th & 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped . . . more
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August 22, 2007 07:54 AM EDT --
Yesterday we listed songs with having to do with HOT. Today let's do the opposite. Let's list songs having to do with COLD! Cold in the title or lyrics, cold places, cold weather, cold things . . . more
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August 24, 2007 07:48 AM EDT --
Today let's list songs that have to do with home, or mention the word home in the title or lyrics. Whether it's leaving home, coming home or staying home; anything to do with home. It's Friday..I'm . . . more
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August 26, 2007 12:26 PM EDT --
Kind of a spin off on the whistle while you work thing. Today lets list songs we hum or sing while working, songs that do with working. If it mentions careers, places people work, or people working . . . more
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October 15, 2007 11:20 PM EDT --
(from email; not my picture)
How you tell you're not Mom's favorite. I think the picture says it all! C):-)
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October 18, 2007 06:53 PM EDT --
15 Reasons Why Dogs Hate Halloween:
. . . more
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April 18, 2008 07:53 AM EDT --
(from email) C):-)
Washington, DC -- March 17, 2008
Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of April 1, 2008. . . . more
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April 18, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing . . . more
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June 29, 2007 07:23 AM EDT --
(From e-mail)
I'm a little worried about this marriage..
Lunch time at the museum!
. . . more
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April 13, 2008 02:47 PM EDT --
The Facts of Life and Other Dirty Jokes
That's not just the title of my article, . . . more
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July 30, 2007 02:28 PM EDT --
(from email)
A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General
Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams
practiced long and hard . . . more
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August 01, 2007 02:47 PM EDT --
I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal!
Car upside down in the bay - see guy standing on it?
Call out the wrecker!
Coming back up...coming...coming
. . . more
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