Tag: jokes
member name: Dan (Cowboy Up) V.
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August 12, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
(from email)
SUBJECT: Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house.
She saw her daughter-in . . .
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September 12, 2007 11:22 AM EDT --
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or . . .
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August 15, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring . . .
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October 26, 2007 10:07 AM EDT --
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
~ Laurence J. Peter
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March 09, 2008 11:59 PM EDT --
I received this from a lady friend of mine...
A WOMAN'S POEM
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
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March 20, 2008 09:41 PM EDT --
...Or did they misspell it? C);-)
A story from . . .
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March 30, 2008 04:20 PM EDT --
(not to be confused with boots, beer and barbecue) C);-)
The Buffalo Theory
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: . . .
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October 03, 2008 07:56 AM EDT --
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July 22, 2007 02:40 PM EDT --
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and . . .
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July 25, 2007 11:30 PM EDT --
You've probably heard me complain about the cost of gas before! Well, these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap! It just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really . . .
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March 09, 2008 12:36 PM EDT --
THE BEST HEADLINES OF 2007!
( Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No! Really?
Police Begin . . .
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April 18, 2008 07:53 AM EDT --
(from email) C):-)
Washington, DC -- March 17, 2008
Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of April 1, 2008. . . .
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June 06, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
Walk With Pride!
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he . . .
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October 03, 2008 02:15 PM EDT --
New Hillbilly Smoke Detector!
Complete with "pop-up" timer you . . .
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October 03, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
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March 04, 2009 09:20 PM EST --
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana , and talks with an old
rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for
illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, . . .
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October 15, 2007 11:20 PM EDT --
(from email; not my picture)
How you tell you're not Mom's favorite. I think the picture says it all! C):-)
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October 18, 2007 06:53 PM EDT --
15 Reasons Why Dogs Hate Halloween:
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April 18, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing . . .
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April 13, 2008 02:47 PM EDT --
The Facts of Life and Other Dirty Jokes
That's not just the title of my article, . . .
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