Tag: jokes
member name: Dan (Cowboy Up) V.
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August 12, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
(from email)
SUBJECT: Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house.
She saw her daughter-in . . . more
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March 30, 2008 04:20 PM EDT --
(not to be confused with boots, beer and barbecue) C);-)
The Buffalo Theory
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: . . . more
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March 20, 2008 09:41 PM EDT --
...Or did they misspell it? C);-)
A story from . . . more
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October 15, 2007 11:20 PM EDT --
(from email; not my picture)
How you tell you're not Mom's favorite. I think the picture says it all! C):-)
more
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October 18, 2007 06:53 PM EDT --
15 Reasons Why Dogs Hate Halloween:
. . . more
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April 18, 2008 07:53 AM EDT --
(from email) C):-)
Washington, DC -- March 17, 2008
Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of April 1, 2008. . . . more
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April 18, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing . . . more
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April 13, 2008 02:47 PM EDT --
The Facts of Life and Other Dirty Jokes
That's not just the title of my article, . . . more
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September 12, 2007 11:22 AM EDT --
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or . . . more
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July 25, 2007 11:30 PM EDT --
You've probably heard me complain about the cost of gas before! Well, these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap! It just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really . . . more
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August 15, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring . . . more
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August 28, 2007 06:58 PM EDT --
(From Email)
SENIOR HUMOR
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her
car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
"They've . . . more
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September 24, 2007 07:39 AM EDT --
(from email)
UNBELIEVABLE!!!
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? . . . more
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September 27, 2007 07:36 AM EDT --
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler . . . more
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October 02, 2007 07:15 PM EDT --
(from email)
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
Dr. Ed Smith & Dr. Al Jones
Psychiatry and Proctology
The town council was not happy with the sign, so . . . more
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October 26, 2007 10:07 AM EDT --
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
~ Laurence J. Peter
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November 15, 2007 06:48 PM EST --
(From my e-mail today)
What Sad Looks Like:
This Is What Sorry Looks Like:
Bad Spelling:
Privacy Please!
. . . more
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December 08, 2007 01:31 PM EST --
equal time for the ladies..C);-)
The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on . . . more
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January 04, 2008 06:56 PM EST --
Three good quotes..
Dig where the gold is..unless you just need the exercise.
~John M Capozzi
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never any . . . more
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January 21, 2008 02:14 PM EST --
"Keep looking below surface appearances. Don't shrink from doing so just because you might like what you find." ~Colin Powell
"Osama bin Laden's son announced . . . more
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